29
edits
Changes
From Warhammer 40k - Lexicanum
→Imperial Terms
;Abhuman: Human subspecies, evolved from the earliest human colonists to suit their new environments. See [[Abhuman]].
;Heresy: A religious opinion'' +++ Any person who speaks ill of the Emperor, act the Imperium, cites his loyality to any entity besides the Emperor, defaces holy artefacts or buildings, incites heretical thoughts or doctrine going actions, talks openly about forbidden subjects and generally behaves in a manner disrespectful to all that is holy and good will have his extremities removed and left to bleed to death, for the Emperor's pleasure. The body will then be burned to ensure no taint remains. +++ The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, Art 6741/09a +++ '' [[Image:Heresy_vein-popping.png|thumb|right|Heresy must be regarded with the appropriate seriousness.]]In the most basic WH40K sense, heresy is the most severe accusation the Imperium could accuse you of which is mostly punishable by death. Heresy is mostly willingly consorting with [[Chaos]], which the Imperium gravely forbids and anyone guilty of merely saying anything good about Chaos will merit a fist-fuck of Inquisitorial proportions. The others are basically anything against the Imperial creedCreed which is pretty much everything not related to the veneration of the [[Empra]]. In very, ''very'' rare cases, the Imperium COULD probably forgive you for heresy, depending on the person who's judging you and the sheer gravity of your offense. But if they could forgive you, you'll most probably end up as a lobotomized servitor or be attached to some other kind of mechanical contraption that will ultimately result in you being killed, except you became useful BEFORE accepting the inevitable. [[Fuklaw]] KNOWS what it is, and he knows when you commit it. That's when he kills you. [[Dark Heresy ]] is often not merely an unconventional religious viewpointa particularly good PNP game set in the 40k universe. On /tg/ it's usually used as a substitute for a "censored" sign over [[NSFW]] material posted. That is, if anyone actually bothers censoring it. ==What IS heresy?==[[File:1289624777422.jpg|200px|thumb|It's all around you]]The Imperium realizes that Heresy is a serious matter that must be explained with great detail from the lowliest servant to the highest Commander. And so with the aid of the most wise Inquisition and holy Ecclasiarchy, they have defined what is heresy in the eyes of our immortal God-Emperor:*EVERYTHING IS HERESY*<s>EVERYTHING</s> '''HERESY. *BLAM*''' ==Extra heresy==[[File:Test.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Furries, the most common source of extra heresy]]Extra heresy is a decree recently enacted by local Commissar [[Fuklaw]]. While we're still a bit sketchy on the details, it is clearly mentioned that [[LCB|Xenos love]] is Extra heretical but it is a well known fact that anything remotely related to [[Furry|furfaggatory]] is extra heretical.....weeelll unless you're one of the [[Space Wolves]], anyway. Punishment is still the act generic execution by your local [[commissar]]... those dic{{BLAM}} -Most virtuous and excellent officers of the Emperor. [[ChaosMatt Ward]] and his [[Khornate Knights]] are, without a doubt, Extra Heresy. Just get out of Games Workshop you... You... '''DOUBLE HERETIC'''! ==What isn't heretical==[[Image:Heresy meter.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The Imperium's patented heresy detector.]]Much like the whole Rule 34 and Rule 35 gig, there are a few things that aren't heresy. Here's a short and general list:*The [[Emperor|immortal God-Emperor of man]] *Veneration of the immortal Emperor*Dying for the Emperor in the most awesomesauce way possible.*Brutally torturing and slaughtering heaps of xenos, mutants and heretics, for the Emperor.*Building gigantic cathedral's of worshipthe size of sky scrapers for the Emperor.*Praising of the Emperor.*{{BLAM|Why are you still reading this instead of venerating the motherfucking Emperor?! You must be a heretic for having doubt! Die heretic scum!'''*BLAM*'''}} ==Gallery==<gallery>Image:HeresyStamp.png|The Official Imperial Stamp O' HeresyImage:Fucklaw.jpg|Commissar Fuklaw wants to explain a few things to you about Heresy.Image:Heresy-explained.jpg|Heresy and youImage:Heresy-explained2.jpg|Deliciously heretical.Image:Notheresy.jpg|Not heresy.Image:Heresy.jpgImage:HeresyComic.jpg|What IS heresy?Image:HeresyHorus.jpg|Pro-heresyFile:Beach Bitch.jpg|When viewing this image if the first thing that comes to your mind isn't '''target practice''' or '''heresy''', then please report to your nearest morale officer for execution.File:Hairy Heresy.jpg|Should not want...Image:Emperor s will be done pt26a by dustygrafix-d3efy6s.jpg|Heresy at it's finest..in a horrifying and heretical way, of course.</gallery>[[category:Warhammer 40,000]] == See Also ==*[[Chakat]]*[[Cake]]*[[:Category:Heresy]]*[[Extra Heresy]] [[File:1233076587396.jpg]]
;Heretic: A person guilty of heresy.
;Imperial Creed, Imperial Cult: The state religion of the Imperium. Its underlying principle is the worship of the [[Emperor]] as a god. See [[Imperial Cult]], [[Ecclesiarchy]].
