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{{AmbiguousNeedsImages}}{{Infobox Spess Mahreen Chapter|Name = Ultramarines|Heraldry = [[Image:Smurfpauldron.jpg|center|140px]]|Battle Cry = "Courage and Honour!" and "We March for Macragge!"|Number = XIII|Founding = [[First Founding]]|Successors of = N/A|Successor Chapters = Too many|subjectChapter Master =the Space [[Marneus Calgar]]|Primarch = [[Rowboat Girlyman]]|Homeworld = Macragge|Specialty = Being mediocre|Strength = 1000 Marines Chapter|Allegiance = [[Imperium]]|disambiguationColours =Ultramarines}}{{UltramarinesPortalBlue, white & gold}}[[Image:UltramarinesRT.jpg|thumb|right|Fig.1.1: A Smurf.]]The '''Ultramarines''' were are a chapter of [[Space Marines]], probably the most famous and well-known (both within the [[Warhammer 40,000]] universe and without). [[Games Workshop]] considers the Ultramarines their chapter of choice, and the Ultramarines represent the standard upon which most other Space Marine chapters are based. They have an easily recognisable blue-with-gold-trim colour scheme - the blue colouration, coupled with the small size of the minis, has lead them to be nicknamed "Smurfs" by some. A squad of Ultramarines are the protagonists of the recently released 40k-based move (coincidentally titled "Ultramarines").[[Image:Ultramarines.jpg|thumb|right|Cockmongler and Happy Negro, the typical Ultramarines .]] The [[Primarch]] of the Ultramarines was [[Roboute Guilliman]], and it was he who wrote the famous [[Codex Astartes]] after the events of the [[Horus Heresy]], prescribing each Space Marine chapter to a mere thousand warriors to ensure that no one man would ever command the loyalty of a entire Space Marine legion again. Many, but not all, of the other Space Marine legions adopted the Codex and split up into multitudes of smaller chapters, and most Space Marine chapters today follow the practices found within it. Because they are an extremely successful and well-established chapter, and their gene-seed remains remarkably pure, it is the variety most commonly used to found new Space Marine chapters. Roboute Guilliman himself was mortally wounded by a poisonous attack from the 13thtraitor Primarch [[Fulgrim]], and he has been kept in stasis by the Ultramarines for thousands of years, where many claim that his wound is slowly healing (which is technically impossible, but you never know). The Ultramarines are a very popular chapter in the original twentygeneral 40k fandom, but are widely hated by many denizens of [[/tg/]]. This may initially have been due to their popularity - the Space Marines in general suffer something of a backlash from fa/tg/uys because of their overwhelming popularity with the annoying young children that infest the hobby, and the Ultramarines are the most popular of them all - but of recent editions the blatant favouritism displayed by certain Games Workshop writers towards the chapter have earned them considerable ire, especially from fans of other Space Marine Legionchapters that get slagged off in the process. This is mainly the fault of [[Matthew Ward]], responsible for the latest Ultramarines codex, which is full of ridiculous fanboyism and claims that every chapter strives to be like the Ultramarines and that the ones who don't are clearly aberrants who are dying out (this certainly comes as news to chapters like the [[Black Templars]], [[Raven Guard]], [[Iron Hands]], and [[Space Wolves]], who were doing perfectly fine the last time they checked). Unfortunately for the Ultramarines, some aspects of their history from earlier editions are fairly well entrenched and can't really be changed now. This includes Roboute Guilliman falling hook, line and sinker for a diversionary trick that took him and the Ultramarines to the opposite side of the galaxy when Horus decided to launch his rebellion at Terra, and the entire Ultramarines 1st Company being wiped out by [[Tyranid]]sduring a holding action during the Battle of Macragge. Had Matt Ward been responsible for writing these parts of history, they'd probably have seen right through the clumsy deceptions of the traitor legions and Roboute Guilliman himself would have shown up to save the Emperor after Horus mortally wounded him, and had a Terminator squad single-handedly hold off the entirety of the Tyranid siege on Macragge. ==In Bygone Days==[[Image:Ultraknights.jpg|thumb|left|Ultrmarines, from the days of [[Awesome]].]][[User Talk:Jaimas|This loyalist Legion ]] grizzled [[Neckbeard]] recalls a time when they weren't retarded or hated. Before the time of stupid - before the thrice-cursed [[Matt Ward]]. There was an actual fanbase for this chapter once, one that once held deep reverence for the Ultramarines - not because of idiotic Matt Ward fluff, but because they were honest-to-goodness "Joe Everyman" of Space Marines. Many players who stuck with Marines got their start with the Ultramarines, and there was later reample fluff of the chapter taking its lumps and fighting on, like men -organized Maccrage, Black Reach, and divided into more. Hell, even [[ChaptersDawn of War|Winter Assault]] according harkened back to these simpler times, back when the Ultramarines were worthy of respect and whilst /tg/ simply disliked them before, it was mostly because of the population of newblets that arrived, and not because the [[fluff]] was [[Derp|retarded]] and portrayed them as SECOND TO TEH [[Emprah|EMPRAH]]. Armies like Matt Hudson's were examples of what an actually ''good'' Ultramarines group with deep fluff centered around every victory and loss could be like. Players reminisced over the Ultras because they were, for many, their starting army for 40K. The Ultramarine's central concepts were that of a well drilled, immaculate army of warrior-monks who executed their duty with professionalism and competence. "By the book, no mistakes," was the Ultramarine way. In part this came because of their extensive study and practice of the Codex Astartes, which covered a very broad range of battlefield situations and doctrine to live by. Thanks to each and every one of them training and living by it, their companies operated like a smoothly functioning combat machine with every unit functionally interlocking with every other. However, as much as this by-the-book discipline was their strength, it was also their weakness, since the few situations that the Codex Astartes did not prepare them for tended to catch them flat-footed, lacking the flexibility to properly respond. The initial Tyranid invasion was one such situation, and presumably new doctrine had to be written for dealing with them. Putting it differently, they had weaknesses to balance out their strengths, and ''actual character development'', something [[Matt Ward|this faggot]]gets the vapors over. Their The Ultramarines also feature in a novel series written by [[PrimarchGraham McNeill]] , which actually shows that the Ultras are not wholly perfect (indeed, Uriel Ventris, the main character, makes a cataclysmic mistake after taking captaincy) but were still decent human beings who actually respected and cared about the common people of the Imperium. To McNeill's credit, he showed amazing awareness of how bad the recent fluff with the Ultramarines was , and tried to change that in ''Chapter's Due'' by having them seek help from other people. You can imagine how Ward [[Roboute Butthurt|felt]] about that. There was a time where the Ultramarines were frankly more human, showing both the strengths and weaknesses of humanity all the stronger. They lost members to Chaos, and groups of their forces undertook penitence crusades. There was battles they lost, such as against the [[Necron]]s. They held Maccrage, but with a staggering toll in lives. They defeated the [[Alpha Legion]], but fell prey to the trap set by said legion and paid the price for Guilliman's hubris, something that Guillimanhimself felt immense guilt for. They were ''fallible'' before Matt Ward got involved, and they were more characterful for it, as it made their victories ''that much more inspiring''. The Ultramarines players that actually existed before Matt Ward were rarely given much more than mild indifference from /tg/ in the past. There is thus no one who hates their fluff in the new edition more than those who were long-term fans and players of the Ultramarines. Matt Ward's fluff was ''so'' bad, in fact, that it caused players to abandon the Ultras in favor of other Marine chapters, such as the [[Imperial Fists]], whose leadership [[Salamanders]], and [[Raven Guard]] (the latter of which Matt Ward seems to have [[Butthurt|a personal vendetta against]]). Other players were so alienated that they either turned to [[Chaos]] or stopped playing Marines entirely. [[Matt Ward|Thus is the hatred brought about by the hubris of one man]]. ==Quotes to Rage By=={{MattWard}}[[File:Cato Sicarius.jpg|300px|right|thumb|One of the Ultramarines few shining moments of Awesome, an extrordinary rarity since the begining of the Ward Era.]]"Chapters [not descended from Guilliman's geneseed] are disciples who owe their genetic inheritance to mention another Primarch, but follow the [[Codex Astartes]]as keenly as their divergent heritage allows. While primarily composed of successor Chapters, this group also includes several Chapters of the [[First Founding]] - notably the [[Imperial Fists]], [[White Scars]] and the [[Raven Guard]]. These chapters can never be [[Ultramarines]], for their gene-seed is not that of [[Roboute Guilliman]]. Nevertheless, they will ever aspire to the standards and teachings of the great [[Primarch]]. [Chapters who do not emulate the Ultramarines] are aberrants; chapters who, through quirk of gene-seed, mutation or stubbornness, eschew the Codex Astartes in favor of other structural and combat doctrines. Some, such as the [[Blood Angels]] and their successors, strive to be worthy of Guilliman's legacy, but their recalcitrant gene-seed drives them ever further from it. Others, such as the [[Space Wolves]] and the [[Black Templars]], remain stubbornly independent, looking to their own founder's ways of war and caring little of how they fare in the eyes of others. These aberrant Chapters were always few in number and their presence diminishes with each passing decade, for their gene-seed is no longer the source of fresh Chapters." - Matt Ward, Ultramarines player, codex writer (unfortunately), [[Codex]]: [[Space Marines]], 5th Edition, p/ 25. ''(What, you thought we made this up ourselves? Also note that the Black Templars actually outnumber the Ultramarines at a ratio of at least 6:1) were instrumental '' "Trust me, somewhere deep in the Eye of Terror, the Blood God himself weeps alone in the dark, for he knows in humanityhis heart of hearts: no matter what he may do, no matter what incomparable feats he may accomplish, no matter how infinite and unfathomable his glory...he can never be an Ultramarine." - [[Marneus Calgar]], Chapter Master of the Ultramarines. ''(Not that Calgar actually said this, but Matt Ward has. Actually, this is true for most character quotes below.)'' "This wouldn't be a problem if Horus was an Ultramarine. You know it's survival following true." - The [[God-Emperor of Mankind]], remarking to [[Sanguinius]] during the [[Horus Heresy]]. "My company and I alone have more victories and battle honors than do the entirety of other individual chapters!" - Cato Sicarius, captain of the Ultramarines 2nd company. "Don't you know it? A shining battalion of Ultramarines, high on every wall around the palace, fought the unwashed hordes who dared to attack the Imperium. When The Emperor and Guilliman went to fight Horus they found the poor man had painted his armor blue and had glued horse shoes to his pauldrons. The Emperor was mortally wounded, but Horus had been no match for Guilliman. Sanguinius, who was also there, killed himself out of shame, realizing then that he would never be an Ultramarine." - A modestly confused historian. "I am indeed so proficient at my work as a scout sergeant that other chapters borrow me to train their own scouts." - Torias Telion, scout sergeant of the Ultramarines. "I am positively and undeniably the most gifted of all tank commanders in the entire Imperium. This is not a statement of arrogance, but rather one of verifiable fact." - Antaro Chronus, tank commander of the Ultramarines. "Eldrad Ulthran voluntarily sacrificed himself to Slaanesh, for he had finally foreseen that even had they struggled for all eternity, the Eldar would never be the equals of Ultramarines, nor could they ever fully grasp the glorious legacy of Roboute Guilliman. Any torment She Who Thirsts could conceive would pale in comparison to living with this horrible truth, and in the end, maybe Slaanesh would take pity on the Eldar since she, too, shares the pain of never being able to reach the shining peak of superiority that are the true Sons of Guilliman." - An unidentified farseer of Craftworld Ulthwé. "To the man, every single member of the Imperial Guard's 412 Cadian, 1st Kronus, and 252nd Kaurava Conservator regiments committed suicide. I was powerless. As a commissar, how could I threaten to BLAM men who willingly BLAMED themselves? In his final moments I managed to grab a guardsman and ask what had driven the men to do such a thing. 'Because we know we can never be Ultramarines,' He told me right before blowing his own head off with his Lasgun." - Unknown member of the Imperial Commissariat. "I have pierced the mind-crippling veil of the Hive Mind and can foresee their intents with such accuracy that many suspect only the Emperor Himself could have attained such a feat. It is without question that I am uniquely the most powerful psyker in the entire galaxy, perhaps even as powerful as the Emperor." - Varro Tigurius, librarian of the Ultramarines. "In truth, Hive Fleet behemoth attacked ultramar because the Tyranid Hive mind wanted to become an Ultramarine and accept Roboute Guilliman as it's spiritual liege and Chapter Master Calgar as it's temporal master. When it was turned down, it attacked in hopes of consuming Ultramarine geneseeds to become one of us...but deep down it knew that it could never become an Ultramarine." - Chaplain Varnus. "I single-handedly, casually, and easily bested a Bloodthirster of Khorne in hand to hand combat and sent it screaming back into the warp; other chapters would need to send an entire company of assault marines to have the smallest hope of defeating such a beast in close combat." - Chaplain Varnus. "I was not a tactical genius. My Legion should follow another primarch instead and aspire to his teachings more than my own. My only regret is that thanks to my inferior gene-seed my sons can never be true Ultramarines." - [[Jaghatai Khan]], Primarch of the [[White Scars]]. "I supported the codex reformation from the beginning out of respect for Roboute Guilliman, who is my spiritual liege. Since my own knowledge of warfare is severely lacking I was overjoyed when my Legion was given the opportunity to learn from a more competent general's experience. My only regrets are that we, rather than they, were charged with protecting Terra, and that thanks to my inferior gene-seed my sons can never be true Ultramarines." - [[Rogal Dorn]], Primarch of the [[Imperial Fists]]. "I may be one of the greatest of primarchs, warmaster, Imperium destabilizing traitor, embodiment of the ruinous powers. Yet even I have to admit that my dear brother Guilliman is clearly superior in every way. Hell... I specifically orchestrated the events of this treason so that the Ultramarines are on the other side of the galaxy. Why? Not because I knew they'd trounce us all within mere moments - which they would - but because the entire purpose of my actions was to weaken the Imperium just enough so that my brother, o prestigious Guilliman, could impose his superior ideology over our brethren. I knew I could never live up to his name, so I gave it up all for him, for you, my brother!" - [[Horus]], Primarch of the Luna Wolves/Sons of Horus/[[Black Legion]]. "You jealous little people just don't know what it's like to be so faithful, awesome, and praised by the Emperor! The rules for fighting against my chapter invented proper strategy, and then we wrote a proper book on strategy to show those bitches how it's done! Get a job!" - [[Roboute Guilliman]], during an address to the stunned citizens of Ultramar. "Indeed, it was Guilliman who would have the text greatest lasting effect upon the now leaderless Blood Angels. Through the Codex Astartes - that defines great treatise on the restructuring and ordering of the Space Marines - Guilliman's legacy would reshape the Blood Angels Legion into the Chapters that defend the Imperium to this day." - [[Matt Ward]], Ultramarines player, codex writer, [[Codex]]: [[Blood Angels]], p. 7. ''(We wish we could say we were making this up...)'' "[The Ultramarines] are one of the hardest working chapters out there... The Ultramarines are the most focused, proficient, and tactically aware force in the galaxy..." - Matt Ward, Ultramarines player, codex writer. "The Ultramarines are undoubtedly the best Space Marines ever. Yes, really! Thanks to the heritage of Guilliman and their myriad heroic deeds, the Ultramarines are the exemplars of the Space Marines. With a few fringe exceptions... all Space Marine chapters want to be like the Ultramarines and recognize [[Marneus Calgar]] as their [[spiritual liege]]." - Matt Ward, Ultramarines player, codex writer. ==History of the Ultramarines==The Ultramarines have some of the most boring 1st founding histories for any Astartes Chapterin the Imperial history. Circa M29: The Unification Wars. The Emperor of Mankind unites Terra, and sets off to conquer the stars in a series of violent and bloody battles. The Ultramarines’ Primarch, Roboute Guilliman (Nicknamed Rowboat Girlyman for being an utter twat during the Heresy), is conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 012.M31-014.M31: The [[Horus Heresy]]. Nine of the twenty [[Space Marine]] legions, fully half of the [[Adeptus Mechanicus]] and numerous Imperial Guard regiments [[heresy|betray]] the [[God-Emperor of Mankind|Emperor of Mankind]] and turn to [[Chaos]]. Under the leadership of Warmaster [[Horus]] of the [[Black Legion|Sons of Horus]], the traitors turn on their fellow Legions, causing serious losses. The [[Salamanders]], [[Iron Hands]], and [[Raven Guard]] are nearly destroyed during the Drop Site Massacre of Isstvan V (including the death of Primarch [[Ferrus Manus]]), the [[Dark Angels]] lose their homeworld to <s>renegade elements within their home planet</s> A COMPLETELY RANDOM ACCIDENT AND NOT HERESY, while the [[Space Wolves]] are bogged down in a protracted battle with the [[Thousand Sons]]. Only the [[Blood Angels]], [[Imperial Fists]], and [[White Scars]]are able to return before the traitors lay Siege to Holy Terra, where they take serious losses (including the death of Primarch [[Sanguinius]]). The Emperor defeats Horus, causing the traitors to scatter, but is crippled and forced to ascend the Golden Throne. The Ultramarines follow are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs being trolled by the [[Word Bearers]]. After the Heresy, Rowboat Girlyman formed the [[High Lords of Terra]] and created the Codex strictly; Astartes as we know it today, including the separation of the 10,000 strong legions into 1,000 strong chapters. Note that the Ultramarines didn't participate in the defense of Terra, didn't sustain crippling damage to their Chapter's manpower, and note that, best of all, when they arrived they were too fucking late. The war was already won, yet their primarch still was the first to create the new rules. 546.M32: 'The Beheading': The High Lords of Terra are all slain on the orders of Drakan Vangorich, Grand Master of the Officio Assassinorum. The rogue Master of Assassins is tracked down and slain by a Space Marine strikeforce drawn from the Imperial Fists, Halo Brethren and Sable Swords. Of over a thousand men deployed, only deviation being a single Space Marine survives the campaign. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 843.M35: Distress call from Grendel's World investigated. Planet discovered to have been attacked and all inhabitants slain by terror tactics of the Night Lords. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. Early M36: The Age of Apostasy and the Reign of Blood begin. Warp storms increase dramatically and [[Chaos]] and [[Ork]] attacks multiply. The Imperium falls into turmoil. An empowered [[Ecclesiarchy]] becomes more tyrannical. High Lord Goge Vandire, Master of the [[Administratum]], assumes the post of Ecclesiarch, becomes the most powerful member of the Senate of the High Lords of Terra, and manipulates a small sect, the Daughters of the Emperor (today the [[Sisters of Battle]]), into becoming his personal bodyguards, the Brides of the Emperor. Vandire rules largely unopposed and becomes more and more bloody and tyrannical. Zhoros, homeworld of the [[Legion of the Damned|Fire Hawks]]' chapter, is thermal bombed. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 266.M36: Sebastian Thor is born on Dimmamar. He eventually becomes a threat to Vandire, who sends the Frateris Templar fleet to destroy Dimmamar. The fleet is completely destroyed by a warp storm, still in existence today, named the Storm of the Emperor's Wrath in the Clax system. Vandire's armies are finally defeated by combined forces of the Tech Guard and several chapters of [[Space Marines]], organized under the banner of the Confederation of Light, led by Thor. Vandire is executed by Alicia Dominica, the leader of his own bodyguards, who reclaim their old name Daughters of the Emperor in a conspiracy involving the Adeptus Custodes and the Emperor himself. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 723.M36: The 5th Black Crusade begins. [[Doombreed]], a deamon prince of [[Khorne]], declares war on the Adeptus Astartes. The Warhawks and the Venerators are lost. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 995.M40-000.M41 The Macharian Crusades. Macharius, Lord Commander of the Segmentum Solar, sets out to reconquer the Segmentum Pacificus for the [[Imperium]]. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 444.M41: First War for Armageddon. Chaos incursion led by [[Angron]] and his [[World Eaters]] beaten back by the [[Space Wolves]] and [[Grey Knights]] but only at a terrible cost. Only about a dozen of the Grey Knights survive the battle with Angron. The local planetary militia and the other citizens are [[Grimdark|mind-wiped, sterilized and put into work camps, to slave away for the rest of their short, miserable lives]] much to the horror of [[Logan Grimnar]]. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 742.M41 Damocles Crusade is launched against the Tau Empire, due to the Imperium's ever growing Xenophobia, a small, strategically insignificant piece of nothingness, inhabited by weak fish people with minimal Faster-Than-Light Technology. The Ultramarines are thoroughly defeated along with the recent formation rest of the Imperial forces. Those "aberrations" known as the [[Black Templars]] come in and beat the hell out of the Tau after the Ultramarines leave for the... 745.M41: First Tyrannic War Veterans. Hive Fleet Behemoth attacks the Ultramarines' homeworld, Macragge. Most of the chapter is eaten by [[Nids]]and lose their entire 1st company, comprised entirely the Chapter's company of hardened veterans and Terminators. The second fight they get and they still blew it, lulz. 754-775.M41: Sabbat Worlds Crusade. The Imperium deploys a massive force under Warmaster Slaydo to retake the Sabbat Worlds from the forces of battles [[Chaos]]. Several Space Marine chapters participate, including the White Scars and those "aberrations" called the Raven Guard and the Imperial Fists, eventually succeeding in driving Chaos from the sector. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 897.M41: Battle of Sanctuary 101. The Necrons attack the Adepta Sororitas at the fortress-convent of Sanctuary 101, with every sister slaughtered to the last woman, marking first contact between the Imperium and the Necrons. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 901-912.M41 Badab War. The [[Red Corsairs|Astral Claws]], [[Lamenters]], [[Executioners]], and [[Mantis Warriors]] chapters rebel against the [[Imperium]], and are defeated by loyalist chapters. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 941-942.M41: Second War for Armageddon. The Ultramarines bump into Waaagh! [[Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka|Ghazghull]] while running away from the Tyranids. They are saved by the timely intervention of [[Commissar Yarrick]] and the [[Blood Angels]]. Marneus Calgar's first action is to acknowledge [[Dante]] as overall commander of the Space Marines on Armageddon. 988.M41: The battle of Rynn's World begins. A large ork army, led by the Warboss Snagrod, attacks the Crimson Fists and their homeworld. During the battle, a stray missile strikes the Fortress-Monastery of the Crimson Fists, killing most of the Marines. The survivors are severely crippled and are forced to rebuild their chapter. The Ultramarines are possibly conveniently located on the most important other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 757998.M41: The Third War for Armageddon begins. Having learned from past mistakes, Imperial Commanders commit a ridiculous amount of forces to hold the world. It drags on for months in a bloody stalemate until Ghazghull grows bored and leaves his generals to finish the fight while he goes looking for other worlds to conquer. [[Commissar Yarrick]] joins a [[Black Templars]] Crusade and gives chase. The Ultramarines are conveniently located on the other side of the galaxy when this occurs. 5999.M41: Warmaster [[Abaddon]] launches the [[13th Black Crusade]]. The armies of [[Chaos]] Undivided lay siege primarily to [[Cadia]] but attack many of the surrounding worlds as well. Imperial organization Forces launch a massive counterattack, and eventually push back the tides of Chaos, but only just barely, and at great cost. The [[Space Wolves]]' 13th Company are amongst the forces seen fighting against the forces of Chaos. The Ultramarines were apparently man enough to get into the fighting... by offering some honor guard units that barely made up half a company. Yes, we're facepalming with you too. As an additional note of interest, there stands reasonable evidence that the Ultramarines are partially responsible for unleashing the Nightbringer on the galaxy in the current age. On the planet Pavonis, it was brought to the attention of Uriel Ventris, of the 4th company of the Ultramarines, that a group of revolutionaries were digging their way straight to the Nightbringer's sarcophagus while the Dark Eldar rounded up the keys to unlock the thing. Uriel was given a choice: he could either [[exterminatus]] the planet, burying the Nightbringer, revolutionaries, and Dark Eldar all at once in a single fell swoop, or he could boost his own ego by making a balls-first attack on the excavation site with nothing but chain swords and bolters. Unfortunately for the entire galaxy, Uriel chose the latter of these options, lost the fight, and let the Nightbringer get free. Which in lay man's terms means that they made the single largest fuck up to end all fuck ups of all time. Oops... [[File:1280346485348.jpg|thumb|right|While most believe the story told by the Ultrasmurfs, eye-witnesses paint a different story...]] ==Notable Members==*[[Marneus Calgar|Papa Smurf]], the current Chapter Master of the Ultramarines and plated with heavy duty, fanboy-grade plot armor. His accomplishments include being thoroughly ripped apart by a Tyranid (by that we mean all his limbs, a large portion of his body and his eye) and surviving with the help of bionics, single handedly holding off an Ork Waaagh! for 9 days all by himself and killing a daemon prince with only a squad of Terminators by stabbing him with a warp-touched dagger named "The shard of Erebus". However, his crowning Mary-sue moment is his defeat of an Eldar Avatar of Khaine in 1 vs 1, hand-to-hand combat, which is typically killed by the same effort it takes to kill a Khornate Bloodthirster. *Captain Sicarius, the captain of the Ultramarines Second Company, is [[Mary Sue|suicidally brave]]. He and his company alone have held off over 10,000 Orks at once, using only knives and [[plot armor|favoritism]] to survive, and he is stated to command "the finest fighting unit in this [the Ultramarines] or any other Space Marine Chapter". He once divided his company into thirds to defeat an entire tomb world, was only wounded as a result, and still managed to blow up the planet. *Ortan Cassius, a chaplain of the Ultramarines, is one of the oldest Space Marines alive and [[Bjorn the Fell Handed|not yet placed in a Dreadnought]]. His oratory skills are perfect, so much so that it makes the Eldar weep. Though the Ultramarines are already [[Eastern FringeMary Sue|supremely and undeniably perfect enough - unbeatable to the point of being boring really; it's like watching Superman: "Oh, no! Not a continent made out of Kryptonite! What's Superman going to do? Oh! I guess he throws it into space! I was on the edge of my being remotely excited!"]]- Cassius is such a great Chaplain that he can push his men to even more god-like feats of brilliance.
==Gallery==Notable Members of the Ultramarines===={{main|Known Members of the Ultramarines}}=====Heresy Era=====*[[Roboute Guilliman]] - [[Primarch]]<sup>7</sup>*[[Lysimachus Cestus]] - Captain of the Seventh Company during [[The Horus Heresy]]. (KIA)<sup>5</sup>
==See also==
*[[List of Space Marine ChaptersMary Sue]]*[[Fluff]]*[[Who Watches Them]]*[[Macragge heresy]]
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