Wazdakka Gutsmek

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Wazdakka Gutsmek
Wazdakka Gutsmek^[1]
Active Period	M41 - Present
Species	Orkoid
Type	Ork
Gender	Male
Occupation(s)	Speedboss
Affiliation(s)	Orks Evil Sunz Kult of Speed

Wazdakka Gutsmek is ostensibly the greatest Ork Warbiker and Speedboss in existence.

History

Wazdakka started out as a simple Evil Sunz Mekaniak but quickly became seduced by the Kult of Speed and was banished from his tribe; he then became a Bad Ork Biker. While most Ork Bikerz like to ride in groups, Wazdakka prefers to travel alone - indeed it is rumoured that he only leaves the saddle to perform repairs on his highly kustomized bike, The Bike of the Aporkalypse. The rest of the time he rides hard and fast, kept awake by a potent cocktail of drugs supplied to him by outlawed Bad Dok Painboyz.^[2]

Famed for single-handedly destroying a Warlord Titan during the Siege of Scalex VI, Gutsmek keeps the still-flaming skulls of the Princeps and crew as trophies. He is currently planning to unite all the tribes in a Waaagh! which begins at one end of the galaxy and ends at the other.^[1]

Gutsmek rides into battle with his kustom Warbike Big Revva, and rumor has it he has since never left its seat.^[5] Outside of the fight, Gutsmek's bike is kept clean by his trusty Gretchin Fixit.^[4]