Green Taurox
Green Taurox Canned Fluid Refreshment And Energy Delivery System (Single Use) is an energy drink made out of expired assassin-grade frenzon and issued to Guardsmen considered sufficiently expendable. Consumption of Green Taurox is mandatory for such Guardsmen, and they are not permitted to drink alternative beverages (including water).[1]
Green Taurox’s true nature as a combat drug is supposed to be a secret, however a printing error resulted in the relevant classified information being distributed to readers of The Regimental Standard. The ingredients (1.7% of which originate outside of the known Imperium) are also printed on the drink cans themselves, albeit covered with stickers.[1]
The drink is extremely dangerous, with Guardsmen usually dying within an hour of consumption. It is rumoured that Green Taurox consumption was behind the “excessive valour” that resulted in an entire regiment being wiped out after receiving a shipment.[2]
Trivia
- Green Taurox is a parody of the energy drink Red Bull
See also
Sources
- 1: The Regimental Standard: Drink Green Taurox! (saved archive page, dated 29 July 2019, last accessed 26 September 2024)
- 2: The Regimental Standard: More Kill Team Recruits Required! (saved archive page, dated 06 September 2019, last accessed 26 September 2024)