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==Overview==
Ork legend (such as it is) is generally legends, passed down by the [[Runtherd]]s. They speak ,{{Fn|2}}{{Fn|5}} tell of of a legendary caste "Lost Race" of Brainboyz, [[Snotling]]s which were smarter in "da old days" and "used ta boss us Orks around".{{Fn|5}} The exact truth is difficult to know as Orks do not keep written records, relying instead upon oral histories to remember their past.{{Fn|2}} It is the speculation of greenskins who created [[Imperial]] scholars that as the Orks themselves were not responsible for the development of today. This ancient race was extremely intelligentthe legendary lost [[Standard_Template_Construct#Ork|Ork Standard Cconstruct Templates]] as even their [[Mekboy]]z could not have understood it, {{Fn|3}}{{Fn|5}} and held dominion over that indeed there may have been an ancient Orkish caste upon its homeworld which initiated the [[Ork]] expansion into space{{Fn|5}} – the Ork castes. They were much smaller than their servants, so they bred [[Waaagh!]]s of today being the unexpected byproduct of the efforts of the Orks to be as strong and fierce as possible to protect them from predators and invadersBrain Boyz.{{Fn|24}}
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|quote = '''"Da only lost race I ever 'eard of woz when Hef crashed 'is sickle in da final stretch of da Cross-Desert rally," said Nuzzgrond irritably. "Cost me a few teef, dat did." He spat out a large gob squig, which bounced off the rocks and plopped into a nearby slime pudle.<br><br>"Nar," said Hef, idly picking one of his warts,"Pulg means da legendary Lost Race 'oo created da Orks an' stuff, don't yer, Pulg?"<br><br>The young Ork nodded enthusiastically. He was bright-eyed and keen to learn all about Ork Kultur.<br><br>"Yoo bin talkin' to da Gretchin again?" asked Nuzzgrond suspiciously. "Dis all sounds like Gretchin talk ter me."<br><br>"Nar, twas one of da Runtherdz was sayin' dat snotties used ta be a lot smarter in da old days. Dey used ta boss us Orks around."<br><br>"Yer don' wanna believe everfing da Oddboyz say, Pulg. Dey finks dey're speshul 'cos of all the snots and grots dey 'ave. Da only way snotties could boss us about wuz if dey woz seven foot tall. An' den dey would be Orks not snotties, hur hur!"<br><br>The Boss laughed roucously at his own wit and gave Pulg a comradely slap across his shoulder.<br><br>"Da Runtherd said dat da snotties used ter be smarter," persisted Pulg as he extracted himself from the thorny-bush and started to pick spines from his clothes. "'E said it woz all ter do wiv dis fungus-stuff dat dey ate. It made dere brains swell an' everybody listened ter dem 'coz dey woz smarter."<br><br>"When did an Ork ever listen ter anybody just coz dey woz smarter?" sneered Nozzgrond. "Snotties eat fungus all da time, an' dey're still stoopid little gits. An' anyway, Orks are – er – 'telligend, an' if anyone tellz ya otherwise, shoot dem wiv yer bolta!"<br><br>"It's possible," said Hef, considering the matter. "Maybe da fungus woz a drug an' it boosted da brain or sumfink."<br><br>Nozzgrond glared at him. "Like dat stuff you took last summer, dat had yer seein' pretty colours an' swearin' ya knew da secret of da ooniverse," he retorted. "Nar, dere's no fungus makes yer smarter, no lost race of super-snotties. I'm an Ork an' I should know. It's all rubbish!"<br><br>He poked around in the slime puddle with the end of his bolter, extracted the gob squig and popped it back into his mouth with the barrel.''' – conversation among the [[Black Skulls]]{{Fn|2}} on "Da Lost Race"{{Fn|5}}
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==Trivia==
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In [[Codex Necrons (3rd Edition)]], it is mentioned that the Old Ones created a hardy, green-skinned race to defend their last strongholds known as the '''Krork'''{{Fn|6}} It is implied that this may have been a progenitor to the [[Ork]]s, which would in turn either suggest that the Lost Race of Brain Boyz is simply a myth told by the [[Runtherd]]s about their most diminuitive flock, or that the Brain Boyz themselves were created or displaced by the [[Old One]]s and may in some way have been these [[Krork]]s.
==See also==
*{{Endn|4}}: [[Codex: Orks (2nd Edition)]], pg. 4
*{{Endn|5}}: [[Waaargh: Orks]], pgs. 4-6
*{{Endn|6}}: [[Codex: Necrons (3rd Edition)]], pg. 26
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